I want to know what Iotion James Earl Jones uses

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 09/02/2016 at 01:06 • Filed to: None

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This face is 85 years old.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 01:21

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Him and Morgan Freeman need to narrate all the things. I mean, I know Freeman does do a lot of narration, but... They need to do more. Heh. I love listening to their voices.

d00mZ > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 01:31

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‘Genes’ is what I believe the lotion he uses.

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 01:37

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Black don't crack.

Axial > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 01:48

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The man looks crazy good at 85. You know, even Christopher Lee was looking pretty swell for 93 before he died.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Axial 09/02/2016 at 01:58

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it’s cause they were both evil Wizards.

MrDakka > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 09/02/2016 at 02:21

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He was awesome as Thulsa Doom. As to the OP’s question, the souls of a thousand virgins, whixh is rather easy enough when you’re the leader of a snake cult

NostalgicCarLife > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 02:23

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I have this theory that people who look old when they’re young age better.

Like look at Steve Martin.

Now:

Decades ago:

20 years ago everybody was like steve martin looks so old, but now he still looks the same.

???

random001 > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 06:39

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I’m not saying he uses the Force, but he uses the Force.

AuthiCooper1300 > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 07:47

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Eau de Photoshop?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 08:31

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You don’t need lotion if you’re black.

The phrase “black (skin) don’t crack” is a real thing for this reason

Dru > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 08:41

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Came here for black don't crack, leaving satisfied.

TheRealBicycleBuck > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 08:46

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A lot of it has to do with BMI. Heavier people have more subcutaneous fat which smooths out the wrinkles as they age. The worst situation is being fat, then getting skinny in your old age. The extra skin is no longer supported and the wrinkles just pile up.

http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/beau…

and 100 more > Xyl0c41n3 09/02/2016 at 09:15

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Narration battle!

I’m seeing a movie wherein One of them starts narrating, and the characters on-screen are following narration as usual, then the other one interrupts and the on-screen characters just get all confused because they don’t know who to listen to.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 09:57

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The blood of Jedi padawans.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 10:14

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I’m 31 and I have more wrinkles than this dude.

It’s either shopped or the guy has absolutely amazing skin.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 09/02/2016 at 10:17

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 09/02/2016 at 10:21

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Yup. You just have to start eating more....

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 09/02/2016 at 10:36

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I have a BMI of 43 so in all honesty I’m not sure that’s such a great idea.

But at least I’ll be wrinkle free.

Takuro Spirit > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/02/2016 at 12:50

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Except for ashy elbows. And a dude I knew in school that would also rub it onto his shoes to keep them looking fresh.